TROY - On Thursday morning, the City of Troy decided to place 200 more plant pots to the downtown square in honor of Earth Day. The pots are conveniently placed right in the middle of the street. The last-minute decision…
TROY - Martin Patterson IV, a lifelong Troy resident, realized that he's always pronounced his hometown's name "Chroy." He came to the realization as he drove past a Troy water tower during a drunken ride home from Fricker's. "I was…
Miami County locals are “cancelling” the Troy Strawberry Festival Mascot after a wide array of problematic tendencies were brought to light within the past week. “He’s a shady guy. Just look at him in those sunglasses,” said Teresa Rittenhouse of…
TROY - Rumors have surfaced that the city of Troy will permit open beverage carrying through means of a Designated Outdoor Refreshment Zone (DORZ). The ruling would allow locals to get completely blitzed in more public spaces than ever before.…
TROY - The Hobart Arena sewer system burst and overflowed due to a devastating backup in the restrooms by the Bravo Room. A large ball of surgical masks and other face coverings could be the cause of the river of…