RUSSIA - Finally, Russia, OH is changing its pronunciation. In a secret joint session on May 4th, the Loramie Township Development Delegation and the Shelby County Council for Progress voted 13-1 down party lines to change the official pronunciation of…
In Miami County, locals flock to Dunaway’s Beef & Ale for St. Patty’s Day to have the most authentic Irish experience possible. This year, Dunaway’s will be offering a new menu of ridiculous drink specials to cater to divorced fathers…
TROY - Rumors have surfaced that the city of Troy will permit open beverage carrying through means of a Designated Outdoor Refreshment Zone (DORZ). The ruling would allow locals to get completely blitzed in more public spaces than ever before.…
Watch out! There is a maskless mad man running around the downtown Troy square. The man has been seen coughing toward unprotected pedestrians. The City of Troy has declared a state of emergency to keep citizens safe from his recklessness. …
BOOM! The shock was felt around the county. A “homemade firework factory” inside of small Casstown home exploded on Thursday night, followed by a grand finale of red, white, and blue fireworks. The cause of the explosion is unknown, but…