TROY - Rumors have surfaced that the city of Troy will permit open beverage carrying through means of a Designated Outdoor Refreshment Zone (DORZ). The ruling would allow locals to get completely blitzed in more public spaces than ever before.…
Watch out! There is a maskless mad man running around the downtown Troy square. The man has been seen coughing toward unprotected pedestrians. The City of Troy has declared a state of emergency to keep citizens safe from his recklessness. …
BOOM! The shock was felt around the county. A “homemade firework factory” inside of small Casstown home exploded on Thursday night, followed by a grand finale of red, white, and blue fireworks. The cause of the explosion is unknown, but…
PRETTY FUNNY DAMAGE: A deputy responded to the 80000 block of Fairlan Drive in Cookson Township on a criminal damage complaint. The suspect applied chemicals to a series of lawns to spell out “69 Fuck 420 Balls Boobs.” It seems…
TROY - Do you smell that? That’s cheesecake. That’s right, The Cheesecake Factory is coming to downtown Troy, filling the vacant space that once held La Piazza. The location is America’s 221’st full-sized Cheesecake Factory restaurant, and is expected to…