TROY - Martin Patterson IV, a lifelong Troy resident, realized that he's always pronounced his hometown's name "Chroy." He came to the realization as he drove past a Troy water tower during a drunken ride home from Fricker's. "I was…
TIPP CITY - For years, outsiders have linked the Tippecanoe student body with occult practices due to their “Red Devils” mascot. However, a recent study showed that only 83% of these students actually worship Satan. We enrolled an unpaid intern…
Miami County locals are “cancelling” the Troy Strawberry Festival Mascot after a wide array of problematic tendencies were brought to light within the past week. “He’s a shady guy. Just look at him in those sunglasses,” said Teresa Rittenhouse of…
