Hobart To Build Army of Supersoldier Robots

TROY - This week, Hobart Brothers revealed plans to start manufacturing their own army of intellectual supersoldier robots. In 2020, the company plans to produce over 80,000 soldiers to protect the nation from impending doom. Since the early 1900s, Hobart…

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Miami County Bans Snow Plows

MIAMI COUNTY - This week, an notice was issued to all Miami County residents with a shocking statement banning snow plow usage on all streets and roads. The government funded “Heat Blaster” has been put into full effect as state…

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