Miami County - Less than one million Miami County residents are without power as of Friday morning. According to an outage map that we hacked from Miami County Lightworks (MCL), a private energy conglomerate, this could or could not be…
TROY - The Hobart Arena sewer system burst and overflowed due to a devastating backup in the restrooms by the Bravo Room. A large ball of surgical masks and other face coverings could be the cause of the river of…
PRETTY FUNNY DAMAGE: A deputy responded to the 80000 block of Fairlan Drive in Cookson Township on a criminal damage complaint. The suspect applied chemicals to a series of lawns to spell out “69 Fuck 420 Balls Boobs.” It seems…
TROY - Oda administration officials have decided to initate plans to shut down and decommission the local T-12 underground nuclear power plant located on East Staunton Road near Miami Shores Golf Course. Concerns have been raised within the thinking part…
PHONETON - The Town Phone has been reelected to the office of the Mayor of Phoneton for his 126th consecutive term. One local resident, now 78, recalls that the Town Phone “was always the one thing that connected the town.…