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Fletcher, Ohio is stuck in November.

Fletcher, Ohio Still Stuck in November

FLETCHER –  Time moves slowly in small towns, but Fletcher, Ohio is still stuck in November. 

The Miami County Bugle Caller Research and Discovery Unit (MCBCRDU) visited Fletcher on December 2nd to find out if it was actually a real place. Not only did they discover life within the town, they found that all clocks and calendars were six days behind the actual time and date.

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Hard Balls Casino
El Sombrero
Matt's Wasted
House of 1000 Dogs
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Steel Lounge
Tippecanoe Lifestyle Community, Bue you in front of everyone else
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Passion Winery
Danny's Custard Wagon
Schafty's Brew House
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McGinty Funeral Home

 

The MCBCRDU encountered several individuals shopping for Thanksgiving dinners, and the only local business had a “Black Friday deal” sign on their door. The scene was strikingly Novemberish.

One reporter even cited a local man saying “welcome to Fletcher, Ohio! Today is November 27th!”

Our investigative team believes that the people of Fletcher never received memo about daylight savings, and the hours just added up over the years and kept them in the past.

“I don’t think they ever received that pigeon, back in 1918 or whatever. The people of Fletcher have lived in their own small world here since the town was incorporated.” said Chief Investigator Matthew Ronald Vasquez-Miller.  

The phenomena still has no explanation, but is not likely to affect many people, since nobody has business being in Fletcher or can even find the town in the first place. Visit Fletcher yourself, it’s real, we promise.

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Miami County Pyramid Schemes
Hard Balls Casino
Miami County Singles
McGinty Funeral Home
Miami County Singles
Tippecanoe Lifestyle Community, Bue you in front of everyone else
Miami County Singles
Miami County Singles
Steel Lounge
Passion Winery
Miami County Singles
Miami County Singles
El Sombrero
Twinkle Van Dam: Psychic for Hire
Matt's Wasted
Schafty's Brew House
Spritegoose: We Keep You Safe
Visit Lake St. Mary's Today
Danny's Custard Wagon

Gaavin San Pellegrino

MCBC Field Reporter. Cat lover. Guitarist. Double-shot of red-eye espresso.

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