Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
It's finally that time of year where children and adults alike can take part in the spirit of Halloween. Here's a quiz to see which Miami County themed halloween costume you should wear!
Your worst enemy is...
1. No loitering signs
2. The citizens of Miami County
3. Black olives
4. A Nicotine Patch
5. A quality sourdough
Your favorite food is...
1. A stale pack of cigarettes
2. Corned beef and tomato sandwich
3. Leaves and twigs from the forbidden forest
4. Mamma's beef stew
5. Penn Station
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy?
1. Wind chimes
2. A spray tanning machine
3. A fully loaded F-350 with offroad package
4. A gold lettuce shredder
5. A nice blanket
A great vacation for you would be
1. A visit to the Subway Sandwich Corporation HQ in Milford, CT
2. Mom's house
3. Muddin' with the boys
4. An ayahuasca trip at yurt in the desert
5. Chainsmoking on a golf course in Florida
What do you smell like?
1. An ashtray
2. Cold cuts
3. Mom's spaghetti
4. Hog sweat
5. Patchouli and grundle
My go-to beverage is...
1. Kombucha + Rat Piss
2. Busch Light
3. Coca Cola
4. Red wine
5. Water
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Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
