Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
It's finally that time of year where children and adults alike can take part in the spirit of Halloween. Here's a quiz to see which Miami County themed halloween costume you should wear!
Your worst enemy is...
1. Black olives
2. The citizens of Miami County
3. A Nicotine Patch
4. No loitering signs
5. A quality sourdough
Your favorite food is...
1. Mamma's beef stew
2. Penn Station
3. A stale pack of cigarettes
4. Corned beef and tomato sandwich
5. Leaves and twigs from the forbidden forest
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy?
1. A spray tanning machine
2. A nice blanket
3. A gold lettuce shredder
4. Wind chimes
5. A fully loaded F-350 with offroad package
A great vacation for you would be
1. Chainsmoking on a golf course in Florida
2. Muddin' with the boys
3. Mom's house
4. A visit to the Subway Sandwich Corporation HQ in Milford, CT
5. An ayahuasca trip at yurt in the desert
What do you smell like?
1. An ashtray
2. Cold cuts
3. Patchouli and grundle
4. Hog sweat
5. Mom's spaghetti
My go-to beverage is...
1. Coca Cola
2. Red wine
3. Water
4. Kombucha + Rat Piss
5. Busch Light
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Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
