Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
It's finally that time of year where children and adults alike can take part in the spirit of Halloween. Here's a quiz to see which Miami County themed halloween costume you should wear!
Your worst enemy is...
1. No loitering signs
2. Black olives
3. A quality sourdough
4. The citizens of Miami County
5. A Nicotine Patch
Your favorite food is...
1. Corned beef and tomato sandwich
2. Leaves and twigs from the forbidden forest
3. Mamma's beef stew
4. A stale pack of cigarettes
5. Penn Station
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy?
1. A nice blanket
2. Wind chimes
3. A fully loaded F-350 with offroad package
4. A gold lettuce shredder
5. A spray tanning machine
A great vacation for you would be
1. Mom's house
2. Chainsmoking on a golf course in Florida
3. Muddin' with the boys
4. A visit to the Subway Sandwich Corporation HQ in Milford, CT
5. An ayahuasca trip at yurt in the desert
What do you smell like?
1. An ashtray
2. Cold cuts
3. Patchouli and grundle
4. Hog sweat
5. Mom's spaghetti
My go-to beverage is...
1. Red wine
2. Kombucha + Rat Piss
3. Busch Light
4. Coca Cola
5. Water
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Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
