Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
It's finally that time of year where children and adults alike can take part in the spirit of Halloween. Here's a quiz to see which Miami County themed halloween costume you should wear!
Your worst enemy is...
1. A quality sourdough
2. No loitering signs
3. Black olives
4. The citizens of Miami County
5. A Nicotine Patch
Your favorite food is...
1. Mamma's beef stew
2. A stale pack of cigarettes
3. Penn Station
4. Leaves and twigs from the forbidden forest
5. Corned beef and tomato sandwich
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy?
1. Wind chimes
2. A nice blanket
3. A gold lettuce shredder
4. A fully loaded F-350 with offroad package
5. A spray tanning machine
A great vacation for you would be
1. Mom's house
2. Muddin' with the boys
3. Chainsmoking on a golf course in Florida
4. A visit to the Subway Sandwich Corporation HQ in Milford, CT
5. An ayahuasca trip at yurt in the desert
What do you smell like?
1. Mom's spaghetti
2. Cold cuts
3. Hog sweat
4. Patchouli and grundle
5. An ashtray
My go-to beverage is...
1. Kombucha + Rat Piss
2. Water
3. Red wine
4. Coca Cola
5. Busch Light
