Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
It's finally that time of year where children and adults alike can take part in the spirit of Halloween. Here's a quiz to see which Miami County themed halloween costume you should wear!
Your worst enemy is...
1. The citizens of Miami County
2. Black olives
3. A Nicotine Patch
4. A quality sourdough
5. No loitering signs
Your favorite food is...
1. Mamma's beef stew
2. Corned beef and tomato sandwich
3. A stale pack of cigarettes
4. Leaves and twigs from the forbidden forest
5. Penn Station
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy?
1. A nice blanket
2. A fully loaded F-350 with offroad package
3. Wind chimes
4. A spray tanning machine
5. A gold lettuce shredder
A great vacation for you would be
1. A visit to the Subway Sandwich Corporation HQ in Milford, CT
2. Chainsmoking on a golf course in Florida
3. An ayahuasca trip at yurt in the desert
4. Muddin' with the boys
5. Mom's house
What do you smell like?
1. An ashtray
2. Patchouli and grundle
3. Cold cuts
4. Hog sweat
5. Mom's spaghetti
My go-to beverage is...
1. Water
2. Kombucha + Rat Piss
3. Red wine
4. Coca Cola
5. Busch Light
