Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
It's finally that time of year where children and adults alike can take part in the spirit of Halloween. Here's a quiz to see which Miami County themed halloween costume you should wear!
Your worst enemy is...
1. Black olives
2. A Nicotine Patch
3. No loitering signs
4. A quality sourdough
5. The citizens of Miami County
Your favorite food is...
1. Penn Station
2. Mamma's beef stew
3. Leaves and twigs from the forbidden forest
4. A stale pack of cigarettes
5. Corned beef and tomato sandwich
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy?
1. A fully loaded F-350 with offroad package
2. A gold lettuce shredder
3. A spray tanning machine
4. A nice blanket
5. Wind chimes
A great vacation for you would be
1. Muddin' with the boys
2. A visit to the Subway Sandwich Corporation HQ in Milford, CT
3. Chainsmoking on a golf course in Florida
4. An ayahuasca trip at yurt in the desert
5. Mom's house
What do you smell like?
1. Patchouli and grundle
2. Cold cuts
3. Hog sweat
4. Mom's spaghetti
5. An ashtray
My go-to beverage is...
1. Red wine
2. Kombucha + Rat Piss
3. Busch Light
4. Water
5. Coca Cola
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Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
