Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
It's finally that time of year where children and adults alike can take part in the spirit of Halloween. Here's a quiz to see which Miami County themed halloween costume you should wear!
Your worst enemy is...
1. No loitering signs
2. A Nicotine Patch
3. The citizens of Miami County
4. A quality sourdough
5. Black olives
Your favorite food is...
1. Mamma's beef stew
2. Penn Station
3. Corned beef and tomato sandwich
4. A stale pack of cigarettes
5. Leaves and twigs from the forbidden forest
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy?
1. A nice blanket
2. A spray tanning machine
3. A gold lettuce shredder
4. Wind chimes
5. A fully loaded F-350 with offroad package
A great vacation for you would be
1. Mom's house
2. A visit to the Subway Sandwich Corporation HQ in Milford, CT
3. Chainsmoking on a golf course in Florida
4. An ayahuasca trip at yurt in the desert
5. Muddin' with the boys
What do you smell like?
1. Hog sweat
2. An ashtray
3. Mom's spaghetti
4. Cold cuts
5. Patchouli and grundle
My go-to beverage is...
1. Busch Light
2. Red wine
3. Coca Cola
4. Water
5. Kombucha + Rat Piss
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Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
