Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
It's finally that time of year where children and adults alike can take part in the spirit of Halloween. Here's a quiz to see which Miami County themed halloween costume you should wear!
Your worst enemy is...
1. The citizens of Miami County
2. Black olives
3. No loitering signs
4. A quality sourdough
5. A Nicotine Patch
Your favorite food is...
1. Leaves and twigs from the forbidden forest
2. Corned beef and tomato sandwich
3. Mamma's beef stew
4. Penn Station
5. A stale pack of cigarettes
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy?
1. A gold lettuce shredder
2. A spray tanning machine
3. A nice blanket
4. A fully loaded F-350 with offroad package
5. Wind chimes
A great vacation for you would be
1. A visit to the Subway Sandwich Corporation HQ in Milford, CT
2. Chainsmoking on a golf course in Florida
3. Muddin' with the boys
4. Mom's house
5. An ayahuasca trip at yurt in the desert
What do you smell like?
1. Patchouli and grundle
2. Hog sweat
3. An ashtray
4. Mom's spaghetti
5. Cold cuts
My go-to beverage is...
1. Red wine
2. Coca Cola
3. Kombucha + Rat Piss
4. Water
5. Busch Light
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Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
