Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
It's finally that time of year where children and adults alike can take part in the spirit of Halloween. Here's a quiz to see which Miami County themed halloween costume you should wear!
Your worst enemy is...
1. Black olives
2. No loitering signs
3. A quality sourdough
4. A Nicotine Patch
5. The citizens of Miami County
Your favorite food is...
1. A stale pack of cigarettes
2. Mamma's beef stew
3. Leaves and twigs from the forbidden forest
4. Penn Station
5. Corned beef and tomato sandwich
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy?
1. A gold lettuce shredder
2. A fully loaded F-350 with offroad package
3. A nice blanket
4. A spray tanning machine
5. Wind chimes
A great vacation for you would be
1. A visit to the Subway Sandwich Corporation HQ in Milford, CT
2. An ayahuasca trip at yurt in the desert
3. Chainsmoking on a golf course in Florida
4. Muddin' with the boys
5. Mom's house
What do you smell like?
1. Patchouli and grundle
2. Mom's spaghetti
3. Cold cuts
4. An ashtray
5. Hog sweat
My go-to beverage is...
1. Coca Cola
2. Kombucha + Rat Piss
3. Water
4. Busch Light
5. Red wine
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Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
