Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
It's finally that time of year where children and adults alike can take part in the spirit of Halloween. Here's a quiz to see which Miami County themed halloween costume you should wear!
Your worst enemy is...
1. A quality sourdough
2. The citizens of Miami County
3. A Nicotine Patch
4. No loitering signs
5. Black olives
Your favorite food is...
1. Mamma's beef stew
2. Penn Station
3. Leaves and twigs from the forbidden forest
4. Corned beef and tomato sandwich
5. A stale pack of cigarettes
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy?
1. A nice blanket
2. A gold lettuce shredder
3. A spray tanning machine
4. A fully loaded F-350 with offroad package
5. Wind chimes
A great vacation for you would be
1. A visit to the Subway Sandwich Corporation HQ in Milford, CT
2. Mom's house
3. Chainsmoking on a golf course in Florida
4. Muddin' with the boys
5. An ayahuasca trip at yurt in the desert
What do you smell like?
1. Patchouli and grundle
2. Hog sweat
3. An ashtray
4. Mom's spaghetti
5. Cold cuts
My go-to beverage is...
1. Water
2. Coca Cola
3. Red wine
4. Busch Light
5. Kombucha + Rat Piss
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Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
