Which Miami County Halloween Costume Should You Wear?
It's finally that time of year where children and adults alike can take part in the spirit of Halloween. Here's a quiz to see which Miami County themed halloween costume you should wear!
Your worst enemy is...
1. Black olives
2. A Nicotine Patch
3. No loitering signs
4. A quality sourdough
5. The citizens of Miami County
Your favorite food is...
1. A stale pack of cigarettes
2. Mamma's beef stew
3. Leaves and twigs from the forbidden forest
4. Penn Station
5. Corned beef and tomato sandwich
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy?
1. A spray tanning machine
2. A nice blanket
3. Wind chimes
4. A gold lettuce shredder
5. A fully loaded F-350 with offroad package
A great vacation for you would be
1. Chainsmoking on a golf course in Florida
2. A visit to the Subway Sandwich Corporation HQ in Milford, CT
3. An ayahuasca trip at yurt in the desert
4. Mom's house
5. Muddin' with the boys
What do you smell like?
1. Cold cuts
2. Patchouli and grundle
3. Hog sweat
4. Mom's spaghetti
5. An ashtray
My go-to beverage is...
1. Red wine
2. Busch Light
3. Coca Cola
4. Kombucha + Rat Piss
5. Water
