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Tipp City to Add Motorcycle-Only Lanes for when you need to Ride That Hog

TIPP CITY – Tipp City Council, in another 5-4 vote, has given a green light to a bold new experiment for downtown Tipp City. The city has approved the installation of “motorcycle only” lanes running along Main Street from 25-A to 1st Street. Council President Steve Sagingo explained the rationale in a press conference. “So yeah, obviously I love to rip my hog through the city, everyone who’s spent more than an hour downtown knows that. But motorcycles are a huge industry, and shifting Tipp to a motorcycle-based economy is the smart thing to do at this time”

Shayne Holden, chair of Citizens for a Quiet Tipp, has been working in opposition of Sagingo and his alliance. “I don’t wanna seem like a buzzkill, but isn’t he [Sagingo] already annoying enough? Do we need a swarm of bikers overtaking our town, constantly buying up all our chewing tobacco and eating at our restaurants? We know how this turned out the last time.”

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“Last time when that shit happened, it was because the bikers felt unwelcome. But now, with motorcycle-only lanes, Tipp City will make one thing clear: your hog is welcome” said Sagingo.

Sagingo was making reference to the Bike Blessing Riots, which occurred last summer at Ginghamsburg Church after an altercation between a biker and one of the church members. The incident is estimated to have cost between $35 million and $50 million.

“The hog lanes aren’t just for out of towners though. Sometimes you just need to blow off some steam because your bitch ex-wife just posted a picture of her new Columbian fuck-piece on Instagram, and I think we’ve created a place to do just that” remarked Sagingo, unprompted.

Construction is slated to start early next year, with $3.5 million set aside to go towards the project.

Be sure to share the hashtag #tipphogs to make your voice heard in this crucial civic discussion.

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Davis Wong

Founder, CEO, Editor-in-Chief, Miami County Bugle Caller. Lifelong Miami County resident, Casstown native, MEHS '02.

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