TROY - Anti-homeless spikes were installed outside of Troy Mayor Robin Oda’s office on Thursday, April 15th. To nobody’s surprise, Oda has found another way to display her privilege and hostility towards struggling citizens. The bold gesture follows another epic…
TROY - Martin Patterson IV, a lifelong Troy resident, realized that he's always pronounced his hometown's name "Chroy." He came to the realization as he drove past a Troy water tower during a drunken ride home from Fricker's. "I was…
Every midwestern county has its quirks. In Miami County, the quirks are the culture. We compiled the 8 quirky things that only Miami County locals do: Collect rainwater in a bucket to bathe newborn children If you’re from Miami County,…
TIPP CITY - For years, outsiders have linked the Tippecanoe student body with occult practices due to their “Red Devils” mascot. However, a recent study showed that only 83% of these students actually worship Satan. We enrolled an unpaid intern…
Miami County locals are “cancelling” the Troy Strawberry Festival Mascot after a wide array of problematic tendencies were brought to light within the past week. “He’s a shady guy. Just look at him in those sunglasses,” said Teresa Rittenhouse of…