TROY - Martin Patterson IV, a lifelong Troy resident, realized that he's always pronounced his hometown's name "Chroy." He came to the realization as he drove past a Troy water tower during a drunken ride home from Fricker's. "I was…
Every midwestern county has its quirks. In Miami County, the quirks are the culture. We compiled the 8 quirky things that only Miami County locals do: Collect rainwater in a bucket to bathe newborn children If you’re from Miami County,…
TIPP CITY - For years, outsiders have linked the Tippecanoe student body with occult practices due to their “Red Devils” mascot. However, a recent study showed that only 83% of these students actually worship Satan. We enrolled an unpaid intern…
Miami County locals are “cancelling” the Troy Strawberry Festival Mascot after a wide array of problematic tendencies were brought to light within the past week. “He’s a shady guy. Just look at him in those sunglasses,” said Teresa Rittenhouse of…
MIAMI COUNTY - We’re all busy people. We all get in a hurry from time to time. When it’s time to get where you need to go, there are some traffic lights you just don’t want to f*** with. Until…